I think I’ll stick to my boring old white tank, thanks.
Barbie herself would be pretty pleased with this Pretty in Pink version of the almighty girl-throne. At $2100, this lovely number isn’t cheap, but the only thing that keeps running through my mind is...
View ArticleHideous Hannah Has Lost Her Head
Hideous Hannah went down to Savannah, holding her head in her hands. She tried a bandana, tied around her neck-a, but her head kept rolling cross lands. (her nose looks like Michael Jackson’s did.) I...
View ArticleEgg-cellent!
This one just makes me laugh. Manically. I am buying one and wearing it with my sexist* lingerie. Hmm… I wonder if she makes bacon ones? From the listing: A fun and whimsical broach that will add a...
View ArticleNot a Creature Was Stirring, Not Even These Mice
This? This is the ultimate Craftastrophe. At first glance, they look like some pretty innocent, though heavy-looking earrings. Upon closer inspection though, I find offense with the red beady eyes, the...
View ArticleMy name is Octopussy.
What the WHAT!? I can’t stop staring at those eff’n eyes. They seriously skeeve me the frig out. I think I want this chandelier in the hallway outside my kids’ rooms. Yes. I said chandelier. Seriously....
View ArticleJust Because You Can…
Does NOT mean you should. 70′s called. They want their shorts back. BTW. I bet these babies would give ya a TOTAL camel toe. Just sayin’. Who wears short shorts!? *scritch, scritch, scritch* I just...
View ArticleLawn Ornaments Are So Two Thousand and Late
Craigslist is a beautiful thing. Need a sprinkler? From the listing: I built this guy last Friday & used him to water the lawn all day Saturday. People driving past, gawked at him like they had...
View ArticleNot for the squeamish ones. You asked for a warning, there it is.
Squeamish or not. These is something terribly wrong with this. The *art* of taxidermy really knows no bounds, does it? I don’t know, but I don’t think the crystal encrusted effects really anything to...
View ArticlePut Your “O” Face in Your Front Yard For The World to See!
Y’all know what the O Face is right? If not, here ya go, rookie: Okay, and y’all know what I mean when I talk about Tree Faces, right? If not, here ya go, rookie: Yeah. People actually buy these in...
View ArticleThe fight to end all fights…
Got a roommate or a sibling who you’re constantly butting heads with? How about a significant other, or your spouse? Solve all your problems with a simple beat down a la penis. When I typically think...
View ArticleTwilight Fans Recreate Bella’s Womb *gag*
I read the Twilight series. Go team Jacob! (What can I say, Edward sounds like a dick, and Jacob is furry and warm.) Somebody in the world decided to recreate a felt version of Bella’s womb. As if it...
View ArticleMah Frienz R Gonna Be Sew Dang Jelus
I love mah teef necklace, dontchu? See what I did there? Dontchu? Don’t chew? Thanks Kerrie! {source} Sam and Karen hail from none other than Craftastrophe.net, where they prove on an almost daily...
View ArticleNew fangled flash drives bound to get some attention
Flash drives are important devices for protecting sensitive information or transporting your files, but nothing ever said Don’t be touching my important in-for-mash-ion! like this flash drive – um –...
View ArticleI can’t really make fun of IT if I don’t know what IT is…
Take a stab at it. What do you think this is supposed to be? Am I missing something, because nothing is coming to mind. It’s described as: This unique hand felted Cafetiere Coffee cosy is made with...
View ArticleOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
I bet you’re wondering what this is. Well, I’ll tell ya. I know right? SO awesome. It’s called Headcrab and IT EATZ BRAINZ. Thanks Stacy! {source} ::: Sam and Karen hail from none other than...
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